So yesterday, March 4, was National Grammar Day. Not nearly as tasty as National Doughnut Day, but with only a fraction of the calories, it's a much more healthful day for you.
I think my sci-fi critique group is under some strange impression that I'm a grammar guru. Not so. As someone with ESL (English as a Second Language), I make my fair share of gaffes, though apparently not the same gaffes as native speakers do.
But, like many people, I do have my language botch-up pet peeves. One of them is the mispronunciation of words. The famous one, of course, is people saying /new-ku-ler/ instead of /new-kleer/ for "nuclear", but the one that bothers me equally - because I watch WAY too much House Hunters on HGTV - is /reel-la-ter/ instead of /reel-ter/ for "realtor". (Do those slash marks make me look like a linguistics major? Well, I was.)
Come on, people! Do you see the "a" after the "l"? No? Then don't pronounce an "a" after the "l". Simple.
What's your favorite language/grammar pet peeve? Is that an oxymoronic phrase, favorite pet peeve?
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